They’re Sulu Safe

(I have a manager who has a phone that has a ringtone of George Takei saying “Oh, my!”. We have this discussion.)

Manager #2: “I just walked into the office, and whoever’s phone was charging went off and said “Oh, my!” It scared the daylights out of me!”

Coworker #1: “That would be [Manager #1].”

Coworker #2: “Oh, my!”

(A little while later the manager is leaving and is still talking about the ring tone.)

Manager #1: “The acoustics in the bathroom make the ringtone louder. Think I scared some women when it went off in there.”

Me: “At least if they knew who it was they would know he doesn’t pose a threat!”