His Opinion Is Locked In

(My husband and I live in a second floor unit. I like leaving the door to the veranda open. Once I went out and left it open.)

Husband: “I wish you wouldn’t leave the veranda door open. What if you go out and forget it again?”

Me: “We are two floors up and no one can actually see the door from the street to even realise it is open.”

Husband:  “You always forget things. You didn’t lock the front door today.”

Me:  “I was here. I left it unlocked because you were going to be here ten minutes later.”

Husband: *getting angry* “You always forget. Make sure you remember to lock it in future.”

(Two days later I head out to work, husband is still in bed. I open the door to find his keys still in the lock.)

Me: “You left your keys in the door all night!”

Husband:  “Accidents happen.”