They’re Really Desperate To Get People Into Writing Club
(I am a middle school teacher. We have announcements every day at the end of school. The principal is making an announcement about our new writing club and this is what I hear:)
Principal: “Do you like writing or kind of like writing? The join our writing club! Join others to create short stories, p*rn, and other fun things!”
Me: “WHAT?!”
Students: “Poems. She said poems.”
(The students definitely heard the same thing I did, too. The principal might want to enunciate a bit more!)
This story is part of our Poetry roundup!
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