They’re On The Ball

(I’m Skyping with my parents and sister. My sister has been telling stories about what’s she’s learning in her nursing classes about the male reproductive system.)

Dad: “Remember that time I had an infection and my balls swelled up to the size of grapefruit? [Dad’s Brother] thought it was so cool he asked to take a picture!”

Me: “[Sister], are we that close? If you had grapefruit balls, would you allow me to take a picture?”

Sister: “I think I’d be surprised to find that I had balls at all…”