They’re Nun The Wiser
(I am 15 years old and my family has just moved to a small town in the middle of nowhere. We are Jewish but the only high school in town is a Catholic school. It is a typical Canadian Catholic school: AKA identical to public school but with mandatory theology classes which cover every major religion and some ancient mythology. My uncle comes over to visit and is a little concerned…)
Uncle: “So, you’re Catholic now. What is it like?”
Me: “Uh… I’m Jewish.”
Uncle: “You still didn’t convert?!”
Me: “No! Why would I do that?!”
Uncle: “I thought you were going to Catholic school now.”
Me: “You don’t need to be Catholic to attend. They have to accept all religions.”
Uncle: “Really? I wonder what the nuns think of that.”
Me: “What nuns?”
Uncle: “The ones teaching your classes. Do they try to drill religion into your skull every chance they get?”
Me: “First of all, I have been going to that school for three months and I have never seen a nun. Second, they’re not allowed to talk about religion outside of the theology classes, which teach the basics of all religions and occasionally mythology.”
Uncle: “Sooo… who teaches your classes?”
Me: “Teachers.”
Uncle: “No nuns and no religious restrictions…? How is Catholic school different from public school?”
Me: “Very expensive uniforms and extra homework.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?