They’re Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

A customer (in her twenties) is arguing with the box office staff. I come over to assist and see she was trying to use a clearly fake coupon for maybe $20; think markers and crayons.

Customer: “My friend gave me the coupon!”

Me: *Giving her the benefit of the doubt.* “Maybe your friend made up the coupon and maybe there was a $20 bill to go with it?”

Customer: “No! My friend gave me the coupon!”

She was quite upset when we didn’t “honor” the coupon.