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They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 5

, , , , , , | Right | May 25, 2023

We have a 40%-off sale in the store, but there are these ugly ruffled T-shirts that we’ve been selling going for 60%. A customer brings the shirt up to me, and I ring it up.

Me: “$14.99 for the shirt, ma’am.”

Customer: “I thought it was on sale.”

Me: “Yeah, for 60%.”

Customer: “Oh, so there’s not an additional 40% off with the 60%?”

Me: “…No. We’re not selling 100%-off shirts.”

Customer: *Sighs* “Well, I guess I’ll take it, then.”

And yes, I know 40% off of 60% would be 24% of the original price, not free, but we all know that’s not what the customer was thinking.

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They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 4
They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 3
They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 2
They’re Not In The Upper Percentile