They’re Not Excelling At This
(I work in tech support. My company has hired several temporary workers to help out with some data-entry stuff.)
Temp: “Hey, can you help me?”
Me: “Sure. What do you need?”
Temp: “I was working on a spreadsheet, and I saved it, but now I can’t find it.”
Me: “That shouldn’t be a problem. What was it called?”
Temp: “I don’t know.”
Me: “Okay. When did you save it?”
Temp: “I don’t know.”
Me: “Did you save it yesterday?”
Temp: “Maybe. I can’t remember.”
Me: “Tell you what; I’ll search your entire hard drive for every file ending in ‘.xls’ or ‘.xlsx.’”
Temp: “What for?”
Me: “You said it was a spreadsheet; I’m assuming you used Microsoft Excel to create it.”
Temp: “What’s Excel?”
Me: “Okay, never mind. I’ll search your hard drive for every file that was saved over the last few days.” *does so* “Here’s one called ‘Important Work.xls.’ Would that be it?”
Temp: “No.”
Me: “Okay, how about this one. ‘Important Stuff.xls’?”
Temp: “Open it and I’ll see… No, that’s not it.”
(Thirty minutes later:)
Me: *frustrated* “I’m really sorry, but I can’t seem to find your file. You’ve told me that all the ones we’ve found aren’t correct.”
Temp: “Well, that’s just great! I thought you were going to HELP ME!” *stalks off*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.