They’re Losing It

(Our house in general, has a lot of “stuff” that gets left lying around, which makes it easy to lose things. I’m generally good at knowing where this lost stuff is, but my fiancé, not so much. I receive this text:)

Fiancé: *text* “After years of dedicated detective work, a decade of heartbreak and struggle, hundreds of hours of interrogation, the open case of the missing wallet was finally closed. The culprit…? A shopping bag sitting next to the washing basket.”

(It had been five days.)

Dear readers:

This is a story between an engaged couple, discussing a non-relationship issue. Do you think it belongs on Not Always Romantic, or does the subject matter make it Not Always Related? Please discuss in the comments!