They’re Going To Take A Leap
(I’m a new employee in a hotel, working with a trainer on my first day. I’m trying to concentrate, but a few goofy guys keep bothering us while she’s trying to train me.)
Goofy Guys: “Hey, hey! We need a cab! We need to buy beer!”
Trainer: “Okay, just wait there until it comes. It’ll take 30 minutes.”
Goofy Guys: “Hey! We can’t wait that long! Why is it so long?!”
Trainer: “That’s just the way it goes.”
(She continues training me, explaining our work. Meanwhile, the goofy guys keep interrupting and making loud, goofy jokes. Finally, the cab comes to pick them up, but before they leave…)
Goofy Guys: “Hey, you two! You know what?! When we come back, we’ll jump over each other like a leapfrog, through the door! It’ll be epic! What do ya think?!”
(The trainer just smiles so they go away, and we continue training. Hours later, the door opens and the goofy guys return.)
Goofy Guys: “Hey! Look at this!”
(One by one, true to their word, they started leap-frogging over one another through the door, down the hall, and up to their rooms. It was one of the weirdest things I’ve seen, yet hilarious at the same time!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?