They’re Being Drags
(We have two types of rooms. Two queen sized beds, “two queens” for short, and one king sized bed, “one king.” Two men are checking in.)
Me: “So, two queens. Is that right, sirs?”
Man: “How dare you!”
Man #2: “We’re not two queens; we’re kings!”
(They both walk out, looking haughty.)
Me: “Sorry, we don’t have two kings?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.