Needs A Better Back(ing)-Up Plan

(I am taking my girlfriend and best friend to dinner, and have just found an awesome parking spot, but I have to parallel park.)

Me: “I GOT THIS!”

Girlfriend & Best Friend: “No, you don’t.”

(Suddenly a random and flamboyant man shows up.)

Man: “Honey.” *turns to my girlfriend but points at me* “Is that one yours?”

Girlfriend: “Indeed he is.”

Man: “Honey. I’m gonna help your man park. I’m a New York Jew, and he is cute!”

(He then helps me park perfectly, then runs back to his date.)

Me: “Can’t I ever go somewhere and not get emasculated?”

Girlfriend: “Look at the positive side! Now two people here think you’re cute!”