They’re A Fish Out Of Water

| Canada | Learning | January 4, 2017

(We’re in medical studies class and the teacher is talking about bones and bone marrow. One girl who is notorious for saying strange things that she thinks are normal raises her hand.)

Teacher: “Yes?”

Student: “We should get a class pet!”

Teacher: “We can’t because of allergies and costs…”

Student: “What if we got a fish?”

Teacher: “Well, who would look after it and feed it…?”

Student: *completely serious* “But fish don’t need to eat.”

(This sort of thing happens often.)

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