They’ll Have The Special Of Food With Booze

| Working | June 2, 2017

(My husband and I are in a pretty fancy restaurant celebrating our anniversary. This is all verbatim, spoken very quickly:)

Server: “Hello, welcome to blah blah’s. Our soup of the day is food. The special is food with other stuff on, in, or around it, and the drink specials are booze and some other kind of booze. If you have any questions about the menu, I’ll be happy to answer and if I don’t know the answer, I’ll make something up.”

(My husband and I immediately burst out laughing.)

Server: “I have been doing that for the last three hours because nobody listens to a word I say. You guys are the first to notice! Order whatever you want. It’s on the house.”

(Best anniversary dinner ever.)

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