They’ll Call Just About Any Body

, , , | Working | March 27, 2018

(Having gotten extremely irritated by scam callers, I’ve worked out schemes to get them to hang up.)

Scammer: *with a very heavy accent* “Hello. This is Paul—”

Me: “PAUL! You were supposed to be here half an hour ago! How am I supposed to move this body by myself?”

Scammer: *short stunned silence before a click and dial-tone*

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