They’ll Be Distressed Jeans By The Next Full Moon

(I’m staying at my parents’ house, and have noticed that the pants I was going to wear to work have holes in them but I don’t have time to patch them up myself.)

Me: “Hey Dad, do you have duct tape? I have some wear holes in my jeans and I need to temp-patch them.”

Dad: “You have what in your jeans?”

Me: “Wear holes.”

Dad: “Oh, I thought you said werewolves.”

Me: “If there were werewolves in my jeans, how would duct tape help?”

Dad: “That’s what I was thinking!”