They Would Rather Steal A Foot-Long Than A Six-Year

| FL, USA | Related | February 7, 2012

(I am standing in line at a deli. As it is a busy time of day, people are lined up all the way to the entrance. A mother and her six year old daughter walk in behind us.)

Mother: *cheerfully* “No, honey, you can’t stand outside. Someone
might snatch you because you’re so cute, and sell you on the black market!”

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