They Will Eat Their Words

| AZ, USA | Working | February 12, 2014

(My car can go through oil rather quickly, so I’m stopping at an auto parts store to grab a spare quart for my long journey home for the summer. I am a college junior majoring in engineering. I’m also wearing a dress and heels as I have just come from a graduation ceremony. As I look for the oil my car takes, a sales associate comes over.)

Employee: “Can I help you find anything today?”

Me: “Nope, just grabbing some extra oil for my long drive home! As my dad says, my car practically eats it!”

Employee: “Ma’am, cars don’t actually eat oil.”

Me: “…”

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