They Want To Whine And Dine
(I’m a hostess at a sushi restaurant, and one of my jobs is to take to-go orders over the phone.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Restaurant]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “I’d like to make a to-go order.”
Me: “Okay, what can I get for you?”
Customer: “Two tech rolls, three California rolls, two crunchy rolls, and a bottle of pinot noir.”
Me: “Sir, we can’t sell wine with to-go orders.”
Customer: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU CAN’T SELL WINE WITH TO GO ORDERS?!” *chuckles* “Actually, I knew you couldn’t; I just figured I would try.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
