They Want A Power Sour
Customer: “Why can’t I find your sour heads?”
Me: “Hmm, I thought I saw them in the candy aisle yesterday. Let’s have a look.”
The customer looks confused but follows me anyway. Within seconds, I see them.
Me: “Here, sir, sour heads, and we’re even selling them at two for $1.50!”
Customer: “What the f***?! I don’t want sour heads! I want sour heads!”
Me: “Sir… these are sour heads.”
He then starts mimicking turning on a shower and washing himself, pointing up.
Customer: “Sour heads!”
Me: “Oh! Shower heads!”
Customer: “Yes! Sour heads! What’s wrong with you?!”
I kept thinking “speech impediment?” but all the other words he said were perfectly understandable.
