They Want A Nice Vista

Client: “I didn’t want XP; I wanted Vista.”

Me: “But you asked for XP.”

Client: “But I want Vista now.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but you signed the form; it says right here in bold letters that there is no return on software.”

Client: “I only signed it. I didn’t read it.”

Me: “Again, I’m sorry; but it’s in bold letters for you to pay attention to it.”

Client: “Maybe YOU should pay attention!”

The client then grabs the form from my hands and runs out of the store. Three minutes later, he comes back in silence.

Client: “…I left the CD.”

He then apologized and returned the form.