They Want A Drinking Buddy

To this day, this is the weirdest exchange I’ve ever had working in customer service. A customer walked up to the counter with a bit of a dazed look, and stared at me for a solid minute before I spoke up.

Me: “Can I help you?”

Customer: “That depends, are you drunk?”

Me: “What? No, I’m not.”

Customer: “Then, no, you can’t.”

And he walked away. A year later, I still can’t imagine what he was after.