They Taste A Bit Brimstoney
Grocery Store | Right | May 22, 2013
Me: “Hello, ma’am, how can I help you today?”
Customer: “I bought some shrimp the other day, and would like to return them.”
Me: “Okay, what seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “The shrimp’s souls are in Hell.”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Well they are freezer burned, and since they are ‘burned’, that means that their little souls are in Hell. I just can’t eat anything that has been damned.”
