They Swim Where The Sun Doesn’t Shine
(A day camp comes to my pool every weekday. The kids are on average seven years old.)
Girl: “I’m a mermaid!”
Me: “That’s nice.”
(Next day…)
Girl: “I’m a vampire! Gaaargh!”
Me: “But yesterday you were a mermaid.”
Girl: “I’m a vampire mermaid! Gaaargh!”
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