They Swim Where The Sun Doesn’t Shine

, , , | Right | August 26, 2010

(A day camp comes to my pool every weekday. The kids are on average seven years old.)

Girl: “I’m a mermaid!”

Me: “That’s nice.”

(Next day…)

Girl: “I’m a vampire! Gaaargh!”

Me: “But yesterday you were a mermaid.”

Girl: “I’m a vampire mermaid! Gaaargh!”

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