They Speak Only Intolerance

(I am a bagger at a major grocery chain. I am packing a customer’s order as she uses the PIN pad.)

Customer: *to cashier* “SELECT a language? I don’t WANT to select a language? There should only be ONE language!”

(Trust me when I say she wasn’t joking. Our store gets a lot of Spanish-speaking customers, some of whom work for a landscaping company that keeps this customer’s neighborhood aesthetically pleasing and safe.)