They Snow Nothing

, , , | Right | June 7, 2018

(I work for an environmental research company that provides historical data about properties. We do maps, aerial photos, tax maps, etc., and nothing to do with the government.)

Caller: “I’m going snowbird hunting and wanted to know if I need a license.”

Me: “Well, I’m not sure, sir; you called a research company. You have the wrong number.”

Caller: “Can you tell me if I need a license?”

Me: “No.”

Caller: “Well, who do I ask for when I call the operator at your number?”

Me: “You don’t ask for anyone; we can’t help you here. Call the town hall or something.”

Caller: “The town hall? Well what can you tell me?”

Me: “I can tell you not to call this number again.” *click*

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