They Sea A Future For Themselves

(In my history class we have just finished reviewing the hunt and assassination of Osama Bin Laden. The class discussion went sort of like this.)

Classmate: “But why did they bury him at sea though?”

Teacher: “They usually do that so people don’t find the remains and build memorials to them and whatnot.”

Me: “My goal in life is to be so famous that the U.S. government buries me at sea when I die.”

Teacher: “When I said famous, I kinda meant infamous. Like, only the most horrible and cruellest people have had to have their remains be made untraceable.”

Me: “Whatever it takes.”