They Must Really Like Tea
(I work at an amusement park. It just finished raining heavily. I’m all alone at a teacup ride — one of the few rides open since it is still storming — when a group of teens approaches me.)
Teen: “Hey, are you open?”
Me: “Yes.”
Teen: “Can we ride?”
Me: “No.”
Teen: “Why not?”
Me: “You’re too tall.”
Teen: “We’ll pay you?”
Me: “No.”
Teen: “We’ll buy you a pretzel?”
Me: “No.”
Teen: “She’ll sell you her body?”
Me: “…”
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