They Must Have The Most Interesting “Find My iPhone” Results Ever

Caller: “Would I be able to get a replacement for my iPhone that got damaged on my vacation?”

Me: “If you send it in for repair, we can have a look at it.”

Caller: “I can’t really send it in. I dropped it.”

Me: “Did you drop it somewhere unobtainable?”

Caller: “Kind of. I dropped it into a volcano.”

Me: “A volcano?”

Caller: “Yeah, I was in Hawaii, and they take you on these helicopter tours, and I put my phone out too far, and… well…”

Me: “I don’t think we can replace it, then, sir.”

Caller: “I thought I would try.”

We end the call. A while later, I hear one of my coworkers speaking to a customer.

Coworker: “No, sir, it doesn’t matter that it’s only a ‘mildly active volcano’…”