They Must Have Slipped Through The Net

| Working | January 3, 2014

(Our broadband, TV, and home phone have all been out since Friday. We were told on the Friday that they would be back on by 6 pm the same day. They weren’t. We called the company and were told our services would be back on in 24-48 hours. They weren’t. We called again, and were told they would be back on by 4 pm on Monday. They weren’t. Needless to say, by this point we we’re already annoyed. We called again. Having been cut off and redialing, being transferred from one person to another, the following occurs:)

Call Centre Worker: “Hello. My name is [Name]. How can I help you?”

Me: “Hi. We’ve been without any of our services for four days now. We’ve now been given three different times that they’ll be back on and none of them have been correct.”

Call Centre Worker: “Well, I’m looking at my screen now and I cannot see any faults with your connection.”

Me: “With all due respect, we’ve been calling for four days about this problem. I can’t see your screen. What I can see is that, regardless of what your screen says, none of my services are working.”

Call Centre Worker: “I’m sorry, sir. I understand you are having a problem with your broadband, is that correct?”

Me: “Yes, and my TV, and my home phone. None of them are working!”

Call Centre Worker: “Well, if it is a problem with your TV and not your broadband I will need to put you through to a TV technician. I work in Broadband.”

Me: “No. None of our services are working! Our broadband isn’t working either! There’s no number on your automated menu for no services working!”

Call Centre Worker: “I see. So the problem is with your broadband. I see no works in your area at this time.”

Me: “We had a card through the door on Friday telling us there were works in our area that day and that services would be back on by 6. They weren’t. We called and were told 24-48 hours. Still nothing. We called and were told 4 pm today. Still nothing. We just want our services back!”

(This goes on, just going back and forth for at least ten minutes before…)

Call Centre Worker: “Right. What we will need to do is send out a technician.”

Me: “Okay. So how long will that take?”

Call Centre Worker: “Oh, it will be 24-48 hours.”

Me: “We were told 24-48 hours to resolve the problem on Friday. Try tonight or first thing tomorrow!”

Call Centre Worker: “We cannot do that; we have no slots available. I assure you, a technician will be out to resolve the problem in 24-48 hours. The next slot for a technician is on Thursday, but we’ll move you higher up if there are any cancellations.”

Me: “Frankly, we should be higher up now given that not only have we already been waiting four days and been told three times, but it was yourselves who caused the problem in the first place when you carried out work in our area on Friday and left us without any services. But anyway, do you mean Thursday in three days time?”

Call Centre Worker: “Yes, that’s correct.”

Me: “Which is more than 48 hours? You know what? Fine! I just want it sorting, but we do have work. Will you at least call us to tell us when the technician will arrive?”

Call Centre Worker: “Yes, of course. We will call you on [home phone number].”

Me: “You mean you’re going to call us on the phone number we have been telling you for four days hasn’t been working for the last four days!”

Call Centre Worker: “Oh, you mean your phone also is not working? Erm… may I have a mobile phone number?”

Me: “Our home phone isn’t working. As we’ve been telling you for four days now, none of our services are working. We have no TV. We have no home phone. We have no broadband. None. Nothing. Nada. My mobile number is [number].”

Call Centre Worker: “Thank you. A technician will be with you Thursday.”

(As it happens, the technician arrived on Tuesday afternoon but we didn’t receive a call to tell us. The technician also had no idea that all three of our services were out and thought that it was just an issue with our broadband!)

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