They Must Have Learned From Vader’s Wheezing Problem
(An angry-looking young couple storms into the convenience store.)
Man: “You sell cigarettes?”
Me: “Yes.”
Man: “You smoking b****es!”
Me: “I don’t smoke. I’m not the one that picks out the–”
Woman: “That is f****** illegal!”
Me: “No, actually, it’s not.”
(The woman pulled something out of her purse and wrote a message on it. She slammed it on the counter and she and her husband stormed off. I looked at it later and it was a picture of a Death Star. The message read, “This is coming to get you!”)
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