They Make A Mockery Of Muggery
(I work the night shift. Two men in their twenties enter the store. They’re wearing saggy pants, and all the works. They look like they’ve been in a fight, as one has a black eye and a split lip, and the other has a swollen cheek and a nosebleed. Immediately they start harassing me, making lewd innuendos, and generally being obnoxious. Another customer walks in and spots them.)
Customer: “You again? How many times am I going to have to beat the tar out of you tonight?”
(Both men turn around, take a good look at the customer, turn pale, and leave without another word.)
Me: “What the f*** just happened?”
Customer: “They tried to mug me about two hours ago.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.