Past The Jurassic Trimester

(My friend and I are both in the military. As such, we don’t get to see each other often. We’ve just called each other to catch up and she tells me some good news.)

Friend: “I’m pregnant!”

Me: “Oh, my god! That’s wonderful!”

Friend: “I’m about four months along.”

Me: “Do you know what it is?!”

Friend: “A baby.”

Me: “…”

Friend: “I mean, I was gunning for a velociraptor, but no luck apparently.”

(I love her so much.)