They Love You, Make No Bones About It

Me: “Wait, if you die can you donate your skeleton to me? That way I can have it in my closet and tell anyone else I date that I have skeletons in my closet.”

Boyfriend: “Ha ha! That’s great! But you’ll have to talk with [Brother] because he has dibs on my skull. I’m putting it in my will that he needs to put my skull in a bowling ball because that would be the most boss bowling ball ever.”

Me: “Aww, but then I can’t tell people that I have all my previous boyfriend’s skeletons in my closet.”

Boyfriend: “You can have the rest of my skeleton though. Just not the skull.”