They Live Way Off The Breadline

, , , , | Right | October 29, 2019

(A customer receives a 75-cent [Brand] bread coupon after checkout.)

Customer: *staring at said coupon* “What’s this coupon for?”

Me: “Bread.”

Customer: “Is that food?”

Me: “It’s bread. So, yes, it’s food.”

Customer: “Where can I find that?”

Me: “The bread aisle.”

Customer: “Where’s that?”

Me: “Aisle five.”

(She left, still staring at her coupon.)

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