They Haven’t Got A Lick Of Sense

Me: “How are you ladies doing tonight? Did you find everything okay?” *rings up their items*

Woman: “Oh, we’re doing just fine.” *pulls a wad of ones out of her pocket*

Me: “Your total is $11.00 exactly.”

(The woman licked the wad of money and then proceeded to lick her finger and count the money out before giving it to me.)

Me: “Um, o-okay.” *gingerly takes money and puts it in the register* “Here’s your receipt. H-have a good night.”

(Just after they walked out, my coworker walked up to me and started laughing while I ran and washed my hands.)