Don’t Use As An Eyes Breaker
(My fiancé is hugging me after coming home from work.)
Him: “You know, sometimes from close up you look like an alien.”
(I give him a quizzical expression.)
Him: “Cause you have, like, three eyes right now.”
Me: “You sure know how to charm a girl.”
Him: “They’re three very pretty eyes!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?