They Had A “Least Expensive” Education

, , , , , | Right | October 16, 2020

I work in a pack and ship store. I’ve just finished getting a customer’s shipping information. She’s been going on and on about not wanting to spend a lot of money on shipping.

Me: “All right, your least expensive shipping option is going to be—”

Customer:Hold up right there! I don’t want no ‘least expensive’! I want the cheapest!”

Me: “Okaaaay, the ‘cheapest’ I have is—”

Customer: “—and you’d better give me the cheapest! I don’t want no least expensive; you’d better not give me least expensive!

Me: “Oh, no, ma’am, I won’t. The cheapest is [price].”

Customer: “Good girl! Good listening! I’ll take it! No ‘least expensive’ for me!

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