They Grow Up (And Get Incarcerated) So Fast…
(An older woman walks up to the electronics desk and addresses me.)
Customer: “I’d like to buy Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.”
Me: “Is this a gift for someone?”
Customer: “Yes, this is for my four-year-old grandson.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, just to let you know, this game has been rated ‘M’ for Mature, and has a lot of violence, profanity, drug use, and sexual content.”
Customer: “That’s okay, he’s already been exposed to all that…”
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