They Grow Up (And Get Incarcerated) So Fast…

(An older woman walks up to the electronics desk and addresses me.)

Customer: “I’d like to buy Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.”

Me: “Is this a gift for someone?”

Customer: “Yes, this is for my four-year-old grandson.”

Me: “Well, ma’am, just to let you know, this game has been rated ‘M’ for Mature, and has a lot of violence, profanity, drug use, and sexual content.”

Customer: “That’s okay, he’s already been exposed to all that…”