They Got The Exact Opposite Element They Were Looking For

, , , | Right | August 14, 2020

I work for the fire department, and I answer the phone.

Me: “Fire department, how can I help you?”

There are lots of static and screaming kids in the background.

Me: “Hello, is this an emergency?”

There is still no answer, just the screaming kids.

Me: “Hello?”

Caller: “F****** d*** it! My d*** phone called the wrong number. I am trying to reach the f****** water department!”

Me: “I can transfer you if you would like.”

Caller: “No, you can fix my phone so it does what I want.” *Click*

Me: “If I could do that, I’d be rich.”

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