They Don’t Really Have A Cake For That One

, , , | Right | November 9, 2018

(I am the customer in this story. I finally got my US permanent residency “green card” and was able to reunite with my husband after nearly a year of being separated. To celebrate, we go to a fancy restaurant in Denver the day after I arrive.)

Hostess: “Are we celebrating any special occasion? Birthday, anniversary?”

Me: *too excited* “IMMIGRATION!”

Hostess: *stunned pause* “Congratulations!”

(I don’t know if they ever heard that one before.)

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