They Don’t Have THAT Equipment In World Of Warcraft

| Online | Romantic | March 23, 2012

(I’m in a chatroom for a gaming clan both my girlfriend and I are in. One of the clan members is a gay guy, and jokingly hits on several of the male clan members.)

Me: “Should I be happy or offended that I’m not hot enough for [gay friend]?”

Him: “I have favourites. You’d be on that list if I didn’t know your girlfriend. I respect her too much to rub her man up.”

Me: “My girlfriend equals gay-proof armor?”

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