They Do Attract A Certain Type
I’m a manager at a bookstore. A customer comes up to me.
Customer: “I just wanted to say what great service your cashier provided me. She’s a real gem.”
Me: “That’s wonderful to hear! Do you know who exactly served you? Both our lead cashiers are working right now.”
Customer: “The girl.”
Me: “Um, actually, they’re both women.”
Customer: “Oh, the one with all the tattoos.”
Me: “And they’re both covered in tattoos.”
Customer: “Oh, well, one of the tattoos was that Harry Potter symbol. You know, that triangle thing?”
Me: “And they both have Deathly Hallows tattoos on their forearms.”
While both the customer and I are amused, knowing we can’t go on like this, I finally have the sense to ask:
Me: “Blonde or brunette?”
Customer: “Oh, blonde.”
Me: “Great. That’s Maria. Thank you for letting me know. And I’ll be sure to pass it along to the store manager.”
Bookstores…
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?