They Couldn’t A-Ford Him

(My husband and I got tickets to see a play about Christmas shortly after Thanksgiving. The play is about to start and they make an announcement.)

Announcer: “Please remember to silence your cellphones and no photography during the performance. We are also pleased to announce a special guest appearance by Harrison Ford!”

(The audience laughs since this is a musical performance at a small theater attached to a high school. About 15 minutes into the performance, my husband leans over and asks the following.)

Husband: “So, when is Harrison Ford going to show up?”

Me: “Um… That was a joke…”

Husband: *slightly disappointed* “Oh…”

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