They Both Need Some Fresh Air
At The Checkout, Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Grocery Store, Spouses & Partners, USA | Right Romantic
| June 24, 2022
I am checking out a bickering old couple. The gentleman is moaning about the cost of everything, and the lady is explaining why she needs them. I have just scanned an air freshener.
Husband: “How much?! For some fresh air?! That’s ridiculous. Put it back!”
Wife: “Are you willing to step outside when you drop one of your eye-watering farts?”
The husband just stares at her, angry, but seemingly without an adequate defense.
Wife: “As I thought. This next item is to unclog the shower drain. Shall I go into detail about why we need that, also?”
Silence.
Wife: “Wonderful.” *To me* “As you were, dear.”
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