They Better Not Go Pop
(My boss has just gone on paternity leave, so my coworkers and I are signing a card.)
Me: “Congrats on creating life! Have fun with the little one!”
(I then draw some balloons in the corner. Just as I’m handing the card to the next coworker, I notice something and snatch it back.)
Coworker: “What’s wrong?”
Me: *frantically adding smiley faces and hearts to the balloons* “Protip: don’t draw balloons on baby cards. They look way too much like sperm.”
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