They Are Immune To The Force

| Related | June 6, 2014

(I am a huge sci-fi geek, and have just gotten a new ‘Star Wars’ t-shirt with a drawing of a stormtrooper on it, and am showing it to my sisters.)

Me: “So, what do you think?”

Sister #1: “What’s that robot thing on the front?”

Me: “A stormtrooper, and it is NOT a robot!”

Sister #2: “What’s a stormtrooper?”

Me: “They work for Darth Vader and the Emperor.”

Sister #1: “Who’s ‘Dath Vader’?”

Sister #2: “And who’s the Emperor?”

Me: “You’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path I can’t follow!”

Sister #2: “Huh?”

Me: “Because of what you’ve done, what you plan to do! Stop! Stop now… Come back!”

Sisters: “What?!”

(They’ve seen nearly all the movies!)

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