They All Drove In By Two, By Two

(My family is going home after visiting my grandparents. My grandparents have a lot of cars. We have a bit of trouble getting into our car because the driveway is crowded.)

Dad: “They have two Jeeps. Is that truck a Ford?”

Mom: “Yup.”

Dad: “What about the other one?”

Mom: “I think it’s a Ford, too.”

Dad: “And their other car is a Chevrolet.”

Mom: “Don’t forget about their trailer. It’s a Chevrolet, too.”

Dad: “Oh my God, they’re building an ark.”