These Zombies Double Tap You
(It is just before Halloween. My husband and I are discussing costumes. My husband starts his best zombie imitation.)
Husband: “Boobs, boooobs…”
Me: “Aren’t you supposed to say brains?”
Husband: “Nope. This zombie just wants boobs, not brains.”
Me: “Oh. So, just like every other guy then…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
