These Two Are At Lagerheads
(It is a Wednesday. My brother is watching a football match on TV. I notice him popping the tab on a can.)
Me: “Is that alcohol?”
Brother: *gestures at the TV with the can* “Football.”
Me: “That’s not an answer.”
Brother: “Yeeeaah, it is…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
